When I was younger all I knew about hemorrhoids were those commercials. You know those commercials that just made you cringe when you were younger. Like tampon commercials or Viagra commercials. Especially when you were watching TV on a date.
Well those commercials came in handy when i needed to buy hemorrhoid cream! I went straight for the Preparation H. Quite frankly, is there another brand? Who would compete against Preparation H? What would that advertising look like? "We can cure your hemorrhoids better and faster."
After having Crohn's, 13 days of Clydamyacin antibiotic, and possibly C-dif, I got hemorrhoids. I was not a happy camper. But luckily the Preparation H worked like a charm! I could do a commercial for Preparation H!
Okay, I am done talking about hemorrhoids. If you choose to drink every time I wrote hemorrhoids. You drank 9 times. You should not drive or, really, walk at this time. Stay seated and enjoy your day!
Until tomorrow...
This post had me laughing at the end. Had it not been early morning when I read this, I might have gotten a glass of wine and re-read it just for fun. Glad you're feeling better, No fun, ever.
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