Weirdness

Let's recap my past couple of weeks:

I have rats that I have not yet gotten rid of.  The exterminator has to come one night and lay 100 traps to catch as many as they can. Then come the next morning and pick up the carcasses.  Fun job!

I have a bird in my chimney. Stuck or just living there, you decide.  Animal Care and Control couldn't get it out.  The chimney sweep company didn't seem interested.  The food doesn't seem to entice. 

I have had a fever for more than 6 weeks.  Lots of antibiotics, yeast medicine, blood work. 

Can things get any weirder?  I guess I shouldn't ask.  Just inviting more weirdness.

Until tomorrow...