Now I found out Oreos are as addictive cocaine! According to the article, Rats find Oreos as addictive as Cocaine - an unusual research project, "rats formed an equally strong association between the pleasurable effects of eating Oreos and a specific environment as they did between cocaine or morphine and a specific environment." Eating the Oreos activated the pleasure center part of the brain even more than drugs do.
So basically, I am doing drugs again. Over-the-counter of the local supermarket drugs. Right there in the cookie aisle drugs.
Does this mean I will have to go to Oreo rehab? Have an Oreo intervention by my friends and family? Will I be tweaking for Oreo crumbs? Have to wear an Oreo patch? Attend to OA (Oreo-eaters Annonymous) meetings?
Until this research is substantiated, I will continue my Oreo consumption addictive or not. I figure one vice is okay until my friends and family show up for an intervention, an Oreo intervention!
Until tomorrow...
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