Let's play MadLibs. Since I can't say what I want to say, I will put spaces where I can't put words. I will give you numbers and you list nouns. Then you put the numbered nouns where there are spaces. Then read it out loud and see how funny it reads.
Okay, I got a phone call from a 1._______ today to talk about 2.________. I can't tell you what it is but it is killing me! It was a hard phone call to get and harder to hear. But I can't tell you. I don't want to write anything that could get me into trouble. The 3._______ was not very nice. Almost made me cry. But then I got angry, very angry!
I have to call a 4._______ so I can deal with the 5.________ and 6.___________. Then I will be much calmer. The 7._________ will take care of the 8.____________.